A couple Sundays ago I had to teach the Beehives in the third hour at church. I made sure that Madison was well fed so she would be a good girl for Dave in Elder’s Quorum. However, about halfway through my lesson I see Dave through the window of the door. I go out to see what was wrong and I see poop all over his white shirt and tie. I have never seen so much poop outside of Madison’s diaper! I felt really bad but I couldn’t help laughing. Apparently, Dave stood up to conduct Elder’s Quorum and when he got to the front of the room someone kindly said “I think she pooped out of her diaper.” Madison hadn’t pooped for probably about 20 hours so she decided to let it all out on daddy’s shirt. We learned a lesson that day: Always put a onesie under a dress so the poop will be more contained. It is a good thing she is cute; she can get away with anything!
Dave took this picture himself. You can kind of get the idea, but it was much worse than it looks. This picture is after Dave cleaned himself off. He said that he even had little flecks of poop on his face. Gross!
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